3 posts tagged “me”
The Destructoid community wins again.
There are two podcasts that Destructoid records weekly: Retroforce Go! (Retro Gaming News) and Podtoid (Gaming News and Criticisms, the one I am on). Be forewarned that both are as explicit (not necessarily from yours truly, but some pretty crass stuff is said) as they are intelligent, informative, and entertaining should you care to listen.
Retroforce Go! has managed to convince their fans to write game-related haikus, allotting many a chuckle-worthy 17-syllable poetic moments. Half joking, Anthony suggested that podtoid fans write Shakespearian sonnets to one up the Retroforce crew. Not joking, community member Brilliam wrote the following sonnet (along with other poems dedicated to the various members of Podtoid) for me.
Many harts for Mr. Brilliam! You made my evening!
DOT THE TIFFS BUT NEVER CROSS THEM
I found an image file the other day,
Dot-tiff, the file extension that it bore.
I smiled a bit, as I thought of the way
It always seems she really knows the score.
I'm jealous, I am saddened to admit,
Of how she gets to write on gaming's joys.
I'm also quite impressed by all the shit
She seems to put up with the podtoid boys.
And then she wrote that article on chicks
And how they're represented in this scene.
Despite most of the comments made by dicks
She highlighted a trend that's turned obscene.
Soft-spoken, but a font of poignant words,
She's like the El'nor Roosevelt of nerds.
Since I've been a blonde, people have thought I resembled Julia
Stiles, Mandy Moore, Jewel, Kate Hudson and Jessica Alba. Go figure...
* Today I finally went to that myheritage site that everyone was using and did the 'face recognition'
dealie. None of the persons mentioned above turned up in these
results, however according to the particular photo I had chosen I
resembled:
- Cameron Diaz (what?)
- Jamie Lynn Spears (excuse me?)
- Twiggy (okay, I dig. but I still don't get it.)
- Tara Reid (oh, its the blonde thing, isn't it)
- Hilary Duff (*hits forehead*)
- Gwyneth Paltrow (sure sure)
- Emma Watson (right right)
- Hollie Marie Combs (who I actually met in person, and no we didn't look alike)
- Molly Ringwald (not at all, got anything better?)
- AND with the highest correlation of 71%, Monica Lewinski (now I'm downright embarrassed.)
On a second try with a smiling photo (I wasn't showing any teeth in the one before) it turned out again that I look like Cameron Diaz and Jamie Lynn Spears.
If you don't mind, I'm going conduct an exorcism now to get the Monica Lewinski-look cooties out of me.
