This has probably been posted already by a billions of internet folk, but I don't care. I still think its funny (and also gives context to Raf's recent comment on the School Girl Sandwich photo)
<ominous announcer voice>Tonight Fox news investigates SCRIPT KIDDIES. These dangerous and violent criminals are known to post to websites using names such as 'zerocool1992', 'neo', 'neo12', 'neo2344' and '3994neo95'. They often post comments with hate filled speech like "zomg, f1rst!" and "u got pwn3d!!!11eleventyone".</ominous announcer voice>
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Also, congrats on your new ownership of the "they bought a dog" explore page. I expect more content there shortly.
*YUR VAN ASPLODES*